Have you seen the latest in the Brett Kavanaugh affair? During his junior year at Yale, Kavanaugh got into a bar fight. During the fight his friend Chris Dudley, a 6’11” center on the Yale basketball team, smashed a glass over the head of a guy who they original thought was the lead singer of UB40. (Yes, you are reading this correctly).
As a long-suffering New York Nets fan, I can safely say that Dudley was more accurate with a glass in a bar fight than he ever was from the free-throw line. I think Marv Albert would agree: