This decree from the administration of the University of Wisconsin-Superior has been making the rounds today:
How can you claim to be a college without programs in Math, History, Economics, Chemistry, Social Science, Politics, Sociology, and Visual Arts? Is the University of Wisconsin-Superior now appears to be little more than a professional school.
Somebody ask the administrators how soon they plan to withdraw the school from COPLAC (The Council of Public Liberal Arts Colleges), of which it is a member.